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Oops
Author: Abatabat Source: Oops Part 1, Oops Part 2
Oops Part 1
Pichu pulls up into her driveway after a long, all night party. She makes it out of the car, but barely stumbles makes it into her room, and after stripping off all of her clothes and undergarments, collapses on the bed. She is sleeping like a rock, but dreams vividly. So vividly, in fact, that she gets excited in her sleep, and accidentally summons portals to pretty much randomly scatter people across her room, except these people happened to come through the portals at only a thousandth of their size. Some ended up on the bed, all on her body, infact. Some happened to pop out on the floor, where they gathered in clumps to find out where they were. The people on Pichu’s body found out quite quickly where they were, as they climbed up the nearest peaks. Even some had been deposited into a very musky tube, where they decided to stay in, rather than face the dangers outside. A few found themselves inside of a massive damp room, that smelled like fri’toes’. They stayed out of the puddles around one side of it, as they saw a few of them shrink to nothingness simply by stepping into the musky, murky liquid. Even still, a few of them happened to appear on something that appeared to be a toilet seat, which they quickly identified due to the clear water in the bowl below them, the football field sized tiles, and the massive handle far above their reach.
Pichu finally stirs, in a hangover from the party last night. She feels a light tickle on her left ass cheek, so she reaches behind her and scratches it, and it clears up. Her paws also tingle, but she quickly scrunches them and the discomfort also disappears as quickly as the tiny people had appeared.
“We’ve finally gathered on this peak,” Says the general of an army. She was busy fighting in a war when suddenly her entire army was taken to this strangely familiar landscape. It was infact Pichu’s bare asscheek, but they had no way of knowing about that. They climbed vertically, in order to see the others, and to see where they could possibly be now. As everyone gathers together, the ground tremors, causing everyone except the commander to almost fall. “LOOK OUT!,” says the commander, but it is already too late. The massive digit lands behind the group, and before they even realize what, or who, they might be on, they are completely detached from their lives. As they die, their souls drift to the ground, trying to escape into the afterlife.
A large fur-con is assembled, going about its’ business. But then, suddenly, everyone and everything disappears. The janitor, who was just outside the building, putting a bag into the dumpster, is astonished when he goes back inside and sees there is literally noone there now. “Where has everyone gone? They just… vanished?,” he thinks, perplexed. Then, a portal appears beneath him and he falls through, landing in what appears to be black quicksand. “S-shit what??? How did I get here??? Where am I!?,” he says, as he barely pulls himself out of this substance that seems like tar. “Help!!,” someone screams out, their head just barely above the surface of this muck. The janitor tries to run over and help, but his shoe was untied and the shoe got stuck in the quicksand, causing him to splat face first into it. He barely gets his head out before he sees the guy who he tried to save become completely submerged. A few of the more selfish people, who valued their own life over helping others, or maybe saw the people succumb to the deadly floor, had survived. They were staying above the tar, the lucky ones had on wide shoes. BANG!, a sound rings out into the darkness. This was not something that Pichu had heard, but she had felt it. The gun that someone had shot had just barely caused a sensation in her paw, and she clenched it. Just as the sensation ended, so did the lives of all the survivors. They didn’t even leave a red spot, like the people that were on her ass, as that too was absorbed into her paws.
Pichu decides to finally get up, she’s been a lazy bum in bed for too long. Also, she needs to pee. Badly. She sits up in her bed, her paws draping over the edge, casting a shadow that unknowingly(to her) took up the sky of an entire cities’ worth of people. The thousands stare up, unable to see much, as the only light that came into the room was from the closed blinds, as the sun was coming up right then. Pichu lowers her paws to the ground, and the tinies all trying to run away did nothing to cross the distance they were from the edge of where her paws landed. They were both continents, entire landmasses crashing down. Even if their souls and remains weren’t instantly absorbed into the black pads, you’d need a microscope to see the tiny corpses stuck in her fur. Even the souls from before, the ones that drifted down to the floor, where unable to escape as Pichu took a single step forward, crushing dozens more people and absorbing everything not killed instantly. She makes her way into the bathroom, not caring that she stepped on her sock, and not knowing she has doomed atleast 100,000 to an afterlife in her paws by this point.
“We’ve got to assess our situation! We can’t stay here forever!,” says one man, weilding an AK-47. “Out there isn’t safe! This doesn’t even seem like Earth! Do you want to get us killed???,” says another, also brandishing a similar weapon.
“Fine, you cowards can stay, but I am going!,” the first says, as he begins to walk down what they don’t know is a sock. Eventually, he turns around, “Has anyone grown a pair, or am I the only real man??” “You’re out of your-,” one of the soldiers who stayed behind tried to say, as the ceiling collapsed completely, killing them all except for the one who decided to leave.
Pichu clambers into the bathroom, still not able to pay attention to much at all except her objective: to pee. She quickly sits down on the seat, glad she wasn’t wearing anything, and begins to empty her bladder. “Ah~,” she says, as she hears her pee splash into the now-not-very-clear water below.
BOOM, the ground quakes.
“W-what’s…,” one man says, “W-what the hell is that!?”
BOOM, the ground shakes.
A sillouette emerges out of the shadows, so utterly massive that they can barely comprehend what it could be.
BOOM, another vibration, this time even stronger, causes a few to tumble down, into the toilet bowl. “HELP!!!!!,” screams out the dozen or so people that fell down. 11 died on impact. The last one, a navy marine, had survived the relatively enormous fall by sheer luck. She splashed into the water, and using her training, expertly came up for air and was wading for some kind of landmass in this ocean.
By this point, people were panicking. Most equipment had completely broken because of the earthquakes, but they tried their best to get something, anything to work. The sillouete became more than a sillouete as they looked up and saw skin descending, even if only for a split second.
The pirate ships, aircraft carriers, cruise liners, and submarines never saw it coming. The piercing yellow torrent from the sky, landing into the water, directly hitting some, but killing most. The mile high waves, along with the vibrations themselves, caused complete and utter chaos among everyone that had been there.
As quickly as it had begun, it had ended. She pulled the lever, and noone had survived what came next. The massive whirlpool quickly and effortlessly killed everyone. All of their remains went straight down, to never be seen again. Luckily, their souls had also gotten flushed. They may not ever see the light of day again, but atleast their entire existence is not used to soften a pair of already soft paws, softened from the hundred thousand lives they have taken.
The people that had found themselves inside of one of her boots hadn’t realized, but they’d been shrinking. They were already so small in relation to the massive boot, that they had only thought the pools had been growing. Anyone who stepped even a foot into one of said puddles had shrunk out of sight so quickly, you might even say they just disappeared if you weren’t paying attention. There were still quite a few survivors while Pichu was getting dressed, having finally recovered from her hangover. She pulled a sock over her paw, unknowingly killing one more and absorbing many more souls. She’d normally wear a different pair of socks, but she liked teasing Stecca and Walle with her sweaty, smelly paws. She pulls the other sock up snug on her paw, and she walks over to her boots. She slowly slides her feet in, and they couldn’t even see it as they shrunk down to microscopic, the strength of their shrinking eventually having became exponential, and then increased dramatically as the musky sock descended. Nothing lasts forever though, and especially not their lives. None of them survived.
Pichu got dressed the rest of the way, and, looking cute, went out to see her boyfriend.
Oops Part 2
Pichu goes into the kitchen, and not seeing Stecca, realizes he’s sleeping in. “That sleepyhead, always sleeping when he should be up and helping me! Well, since he needs the sleep so badly, well I’m feeling good so I’ll cook up something for him~”
One moment, Anna was walking down the street, looking up at the clouds with many cute shapes. As she was identifying the approximate lookalike of one cloud, suddenly instead of a bright fluffy cloud, it’s a massive pink paw with black pads! Everyone around her stares up to the sky in awe, only very few not understanding what they are looking at. Even if they are paralyzed with fear, the mountain sized paw isn’t going to stop it’s crash course trajectory straight into the middle of the city. It connects after what seemed like hours, luckily not hitting her directly, but as she relaxes, the paw lifts up. It lifts up so fast, actually, that it creates wind, sucking the ruins up into the air. Like dust, it goes everywhere. Some of it flies up so high that it ends up crashing back down on her body, and the rest of it had crashed against the paw, creating tiny explosions. Now, most would think that stepping on a city would be very obvious, that you’d be able to feel it. Well, if a city happens to fit entirely under a paw, the individual buildings don’t really have any give, and thus they pretty much never existed for her. You might be able to say it felt like stepping on dust…
Steven is sitting in a coffee shop, drinking some coffee as he prepares for his busy day. He steps outside, to escape the noise and get some fresh air, since it is pretty crouded in the coffee shop. As he steps out…
BOOM
Steven jolts around, as he sees that a massive chunk of a building has crashed into the coffee shop!
“H-HEY!,” he yells out, wondering what the hell just happened!
As he pulls out a piece of rubble out of the now completely destroyed coffee shop, he feels wind rush by, and then Steven can only watch in shock as a massive paw goes over the buildings!
He can’t even tell what it is by the time it has already passed everything by, landing much further along, in the distance, with a BOOM
He goes back to the ruins to search for survivors…
“Hmmmm what should I make? What would Stecca like… :P,” Pichu thinks. “Oh! Pancakes! Yes, I will make those :D” She pulls out some pancake mix, brown sugar, and syrup. She pours enough mix in to make several pancakes and the correct amount of water to make some fluffy pancakes. She then proceeds to follow the directions that Stecca has said to explicitely follow, mostly because last time she had almost burned a hole in a pan by leaving it on too long. Now that she has a few pancakes on both plates, for her and Stecca, she pours more than enough syrup over both and tries to do the same with the brown sugar, but ends up pouring a bit too much. She ends up not really caring, that will be her plate and she likes it sweet anyways.
The sky is dark. Pitch black even. Then, there is light. The news is going on about the apocalypse, but most have their doubts. But then, every single person on the planet feels the ground shake as their literal planet falls down, a single particle in the stream of brown sugar, along with dozens of other planets, as well as tiny people, that happened to find themselves among the particles.
After that, they can’t feel much of a difference… they stopped moving, and their atmosphere has stopped the nearby brown sugar and syrup from destroying everything completely, somehow.
“I’ve gotta wake him up now, I hope he’ll like it~,” Pichu says outloud. She walks into her room again, where she can see discarded clothes around and also Stecca who is sleeping completely without clothes, and no blanket to cover up either. As she walks forward, she suddenly feels a grape pop under her foot, but as she inspects her beans, she does not see any traces of it. She completely forgets about it as she makes her way over to him. He clearly has morning wood, but Pichu doesn’t really mind it, and goes over to wake him up anyways. “Hey sweetie, wake up~,” Pichu says, leaning close to his ear. “I- hello, cutie~ I’m up now :),” Stecca proclaims as he stands up, then realizing he has nothing on, says “H-hey didn’t you see how I didn’t have anything to cover up with? You naughty naughty~” Pichu responds by licking the tip of his dick, earning a moan from him. As she stands back up she says, “You’ve gotta eat with me before we have our fun~”, “I made pancakes!,” she lifts her arms up and out, causing her breasts to bounce in an almost funny fashion. Pichu extends an arm out to Stecca who takes it as she says “Come on! I’ll help you get dressed, you slowpoke~” Flustered, Stecca can only stand up and follow Pichu over to the pile of clothes that may or may not be the clothes he had worn yesterday. Not questioning, he allows Pichu to pull up his panties over his clearly erect dick, which then ends up as a bulge under the cloth. Pichu pokes it with her finger before doing the same with his skirt, fitting it over his bulge. She picks out a really cute looking shirt and pulls it over his head, which he gladly assists with by positioning his arms correctly. “Well, that’s good enough, you won’t be keeping it on too long,” Pichu winks. They walk into the kitchen prepared to eat breakfast.
“Mr. President, we have an emergency, ” says a man, dressed in combat gear. “It seems our planet has been transported… into a bedroom?”
BOOM
“It’s utterly massive, sir! There is no way we could have prepared for this, so what should we do?!”
BOOM
The president, in complete shock, says, “What?! Let me see this!” He walks around to the back door and pulls out a telescope and peers through it, seeing what appears to be a giant woman instead of a moon or a sun! “What is this? A giant woman!” He sees the woman that has paws lift them up into the air, and they land back down.
BOOM
“She’s the one causing those earth-shattering quakes?!”
As he sees her lift the appendage up again, he notices that it is heading for him, and the planet! “No! Stop it, you giantess!” He calls out, hoping to get her attention, but she is completely unable to hear. Her paw connects with the planet, which had crumbled like a grape.
As an avid climber climbs up a cliffside, using all his climbing gear to his advantage, he looks out to see the view. It’s beautiful… The sun, the tiny trees below, he is up so high! As he turns around, however… He notices he isn’t climbing a cliff anymore? Where is he? He looks back out to the scenery again, and instead of a sun and trees, he sees a pair of balls and some paws. “How did I get on a giant dick! I’m not complaining, but this is huuuge!,” He says, as he begins to climb again. Very slowly he makes his way up to the top, and, sitting down on the tip, near the bottomless abyss, wonders what to do next…
“Is that a giant woman, in the distance!?” He yells out as he tries to climb back down, but it is much too late, as the woman is already talking to the guy who owns this dick. He couldn’t tell what they were saying, but it seems like he’s gotta get out of there fast…
Suddenly, her face comes into view! “A-are you here to help?,” He says, hoping it isn’t any other reason. “Hey, wait, don’t take out your tongue! No! You’ve got to get me off of this thing!” The massive tongue that is now drooping out of her plump lips comes catapulting towards him, and then a moment later he’s stuck to it! The tongue retreats inside of the massive woman’s mouth, and she tilts her tongue up into her mouth. “Hey I’m slipping!,” he says, as his feet fall out from under him. The tongue becomes a massive water slide, leading to a death digesting in the stomach. He wants to avoid it, but there is no way to stop slipping on the saliva. With a simple gulp from Pichu, he is sent to a watery grave.
Musk. For all, all there is, it’s musk. Where are you? musk.
Suddenly, the entire planet shakes, causing entire buildings to fall off of the sphere. The entire planet rolls along a ridge of cloth, landing against a small dried cum stain. Millions are forced to breath only pure musk. Only the cum, overtaking all… The people there, they could taste cum, in their breath. Luckily, only a small amount died, because it has dried. Well, small being thousands…
There is another planet-wide earthquake as the planet is lifted up with the musky underwear containing it, causing entire cities to collapse. Higher and higher it goes, until it collides with the massive dick, creating a small bit of pleasure for the giant. That’s all the entire planet could accomplish, not even noticed by the femboy.
Another planet now, a pair of the previous, had somehow survived the onslaughts of musk, cum stains, and sweaty balls. It had ended up smothered against said sweaty balls, and the inhabitants didn’t last long. Each sweat droplet bigger than the entire globe, there was just no way they’d survive it. Atleast it was a painless death, with the orb of liquid busting the planet wide open on impact due to the speed it had traveled.
“Wow, you made all this? Without making a mess? ;) Good job!,” says Stecca, praising Pichu for not making the same thing happen as last time, where there was a big mess. Pichu responds by saying, “Yeah! Well, it’s already getting cold, so lets eat! :D”
The table itself is tiny, and you could easily reach across it if you wanted to. Both sit down in their chairs, beside their individual plates, which are not actually that far from eachother.
“You can try the first bite, Stecca~,” Pichu says, being polite. Stecca jabs his fork into the pancake, and rips out a sizeable chunk, the top of it being covered in syrup and brown sugar. He sticks the fork into his mouth and pulls the pancake off of it, using his tongue. “Mmmm~,” Stecca moans, commenting on the taste. “It tastes… a lot better than usual~” Pichu sticks her own fork into the pancake, and when she tries to rip off a chunk like Stecca had, syrup goes everywhere! “AH!~ Ooops~” Pichu ignores the syrup and picks up the chunk she had yanked free to her mouth, but since she hesitated, some syrup had dripped down into her cleavage. She pops the pancake into her mouth and after chewing and swallowing, scoops all of the sticky syrup out of her cleavage onto her finger. “Open wide, cutie~,” She says, clearly talking to Stecca. Stecca obliges, drooling in anticipation. Pichu sticks her finger straight up into his mouth, and he sucks off the finger quite lewdly. “Wow, save it for later, naughty~,” Pichu teases.
BOOM
The fork, completely dwarfing all of the planets, dives into the spongey pancake. Some of the planets crack as the fork rises up and up, before being deposited inside of a giant mouth. It’s so damp in there, many inhabitants of the planet are drowning in the pure moisture in the air. A massive beast, his tongue, reaches around the pancake. It pulls the tasty pancake off of the monolith that is the fork, and in one motion, Stecca has swallowed 100s of planets as well as a chunk of pancake.
Ethan had a job. He had a car, a mansion, and a family too.
That’s the least of his worries now, though. As he stares up, unable to see anything except a big pair of breasts blocking his view of the woman in front of him, and a fork lowering down. He doesn’t even bother to scream out, to try and get her to notice, as he already knows she wouldn’t be able to hear him. As the fork comes closer, he quickly rolls out of the way! Pichu sticks the fork into the pancake, narrowly missing Ethan. Suddenly, the pancake is being pulled at! The fork pulls and pulls, but it can’t seem to tear! But! It does finally tear. Syrup goes flying, luckily Ethan was completely stuck in a large section of the syrup!
Now that the pancake chunk has finally detached, it soars up past the massive breasts and begins to head toward the mouth. It pauses, however, but this isn’t a good thing for Ethan. The relatively massive glob of syrup starts to drip off the pancake…
SPLAT
Ethan’s glob of syrup lands in the canyon between the breasts, and, as he stares up at the face far above him, Pichu sticks her fork inside of her mouth. He is definitely glad he is not in there with the pancake as she begins to chew, and then swallow. As soon as the pancake starts to descend into her throat, her finger swoops down, scooping Ethan and the syrup encasing him into the air.
Before he can even realize, Pichu’s finger is right before Stecca’s open maw. Pichu sticks it inside, and Stecca begins to suck on it…
Ethan lets out a scream as he is sucked off the finger, and goes straight down Stecca’s maw.
PLOP
Ethan is treading water… wait… this isn’t water! He’s swimming in stomach acid… he knows he can’t survive for long…
“I-Is this… a planet?!,” Says ethan, as he climbs onto a planet that looks to be more liquid than solid. It really isn’t a good foothold though, since Ethan slips on it and hits his head, knocking him out cold. The stomach completely digests his body over the next few minutes…
Pichu and Stecca set their plates into the sink. “You know what time it is now, right, cutie?,” Pichu asks. Knowing the answer, Stecca replies with, “Well, we’ve gotta get you all washed up, don’t we?” Stecca walks into the bathroom, and Pichu follows close behind…